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Chromebook

A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
by JVFerda April 9, 2017
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Christine

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.
If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.
by Meaning of Christine May 28, 2019
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chrissy wabi

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.
Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her
by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013
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Chromebook

The one thing all schools should get rid of.

Chromebooks are only computers with Google's new Operating System.
Google claims that chromebooks are the best work computers with 12 hours of battery life, a fast start-up and built-in virus protection. The only reason Google claims this, However, is that nothing can run on the system except the internet browser, and the operating system is so light that it could probably fit on a 4GB MicroSD Card. Most chromebooks are built with less-than-exceptional materials, like peelable mousepads, easily broken keys, and a cheap plastic finish. Schools use these products to help all children achieve a fun learning environment with helpful online access. Schools then immediately realized that they were easily broken and were highly complained about, so they tried fixing the problem by buying better computers, commonly known as DELLs by teachers and students alike. Most chromebooks found in schools are similar to the Samsung - 11.6" Intel Atom x5 Chromebook with 2GB of memory. They usually don't last the whole 6.5 hours of the school day without a charge, and you can't even play 1080p video. DELLs, on the other hand, last the entire school day, can run java programs, and even run Minecraft (Bedrock Edition). Although schools tried fixing this Chromebook Dilemma with the DELLs, all schools haven't phased them out completely. They just suck.
TLDR;
Chromebooks can go kill themselves.
Caden: Man those Chromebooks really suck, don't they?
Marshall: Yeah, they really do, Why don't they just use DELLs?
Caden: I know, Right? I mean seriously.
by AlphaDefines_607 January 27, 2020
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chris romanelli

chris romanelli is both a meme and a crush. chris romanelli can be very attractive but also very silly 😝. chris romanelli is often called-
-chris romanell
-khris
-christ romanelli etc..
he is an icon, a legend, and is very useful to say/ send his pic to make people laugh and/or smirk 😜😏
many times you will see his picture or would get an image sent of chris used as comedy or because he is so appealing to look at.

icon because he has formed many friendships and has made many memes.
he is very funny because of how iconic he is known for his tiktok videos 😂💯

many memes you will see are screenshots took and made with love and care.
he is appealing to look at and very hot because he simply is. he’s funny, he has a gold chain, and he has the PERFECT smile and overall personality. he is very cool and swag sexy. have you seen him shirtless 🤤? he is really everyone’s ideal boyfriend.

(he is not an inside joke, he is actually very popular on instagram and tiktok and i just made this because sometimes people are confused why i send his pictures with no context)💕
“chris romanelli
“chris romanelli is so hot”
“let us pray to our lord christ romanell”
“omg that’s such a chris romanell thing to do 😂”
by swaggy and anonymous January 28, 2021
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stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009
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Cheesus Christ

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year
by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016
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