by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015
Get the Turdmug. 
by deafmute June 5, 2022
Get the Turdmug. The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
by MrDoug October 16, 2006
Get the turdedmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the tangerine turdmug. Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug.