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Third Party Face Palm 

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
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epic face palm 

1:When something, or someone does or makes
a stupid stunt or move.2:a stupid word.
"hey guys I am going to ride a bike while on fire" Cue "EPIC FACE PALM"
epic face palm by XAUSTINX October 1, 2008

Face Palm 

A Face Plant will usually occur when someone does something incredibly stupid...

Not to be confused with: Face Plant
Person one: OMG! I forgot how to spell 'random'!

Person two: Face Palm
Face Palm by YellaCottonHat November 2, 2010

faceplam 

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.
Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*
faceplam by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

Face Palm 

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.
(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit
Face Palm by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

Faceplam 

A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.
*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*
Faceplam by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.
CD Face Palm by MP is here June 20, 2022