Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

Breaking my high

When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma

Yo my Grandma was breaking my high yesterday

by Honeymoney* June 16, 2018

Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.

"Dude you look fake high as balls!"

by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018

meta-high

Meta (from the greek "beyond) -high (i.e. state after utilizing cannabis) is a state of delusion in which the person is so high they forget they are high. In this state the person exhibits traits of pseudo-intelligence and is oblivious of normal human behavior.

Leo was in a meta-high state and believed he understood machine learning with no problem, boasting that doing a simple convolutions was the answer. Leo was meta-high and completely wrong.

by messiah_d10s October 22, 2017

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

high heels

The preferred footwear of manlets. Also often worn by women. With his fragile confidence boosted by prancing around in 9 inch high heels, a petite and effeminate manlet can cast off the shackles of his manletism-induced Napoleon complex and embrace his inherent effeminacy, thereby finally realizing his lifelong dream of becoming the prettiest princess in all of the land. The belle of the ball, indeed.

Lol, is that compensating runt of a sissy manlet boy wearing high heels over there? He sure is. Man card revoked. Oh wait... he never had one!

by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020