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Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009
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Smart man's liquid nitrogen

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.
I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
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the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for
me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*
by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022
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Pac-man World 2

One of the best Pac-man games, EVER. It is a platformer, similar to some Super Mario games. The game came out in 2002; and it has one sequel as of now, Pac-man World 3, and one game before it, Pac-man World. The same Pac-man design (which is bad-ass) was used recently in Super Smash Bros for 3DS/Wii U. It is a heck of a lot better than Disney's "Pac-man" and the Ghostly Adventures!!

P.S.

Sequel to Pac-man World 3 or a HD Remaster of Pac-man World 2 please.
Pac-man World 2 is quite simply the best Pacman game.
by BestGame August 15, 2017
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Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.
"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."
by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022
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One man couch hockey

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018
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middle aged man

a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk
by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018
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