A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. The forever condition exemplified by a collective of impotent individuals for the ankle-grabbing status quo in deference to a clearly superior concept, ideology or perspective.
The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.
Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?
Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?
by YAWA August 2, 2025
Get the Cocksuckers Ballmug. by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021
Get the Snot ballmug. The most ultimate groupchat to ever have lived. The name is inspired by Ishigami Senku's big delicous juicy ripe round testicles.
by MangoYumYum December 28, 2023
Get the Senku Ballsmug. by tamaneki August 6, 2021
Get the ballsmug. 
The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°
by Drdraindill November 23, 2017
Get the sweaty mozarella ballsmug.