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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.
Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*
by Australium Gold June 10, 2016
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I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?

A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.
Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”
by MathPlus June 25, 2018
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i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other
"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"
by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010
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I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))
Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool
by DanishViking April 20, 2017
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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
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I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...
person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"
by LLLLLLLL August 1, 2006
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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