Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

halle aka balle

GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY THE ROACH RIP 🪦 🙏🕊💔 twerk twerk…🤪 balle is ekma’s best friend and we love bitmoji and coffe 🍷🍷😡👍🏼

halle aka balle is a twerky queen!!

by maddyxfilmsgf July 16, 2021

Belle of the ball

A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?

Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

Ball Shitter

Someone who shits on other peoples balls

"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"

by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025