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Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018
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Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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by тord March 29, 2019
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can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.
Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?
by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018
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Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup
I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 10, 2021
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Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018
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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.
"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."
by Tommyt September 23, 2014
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