Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Horn Lake High

A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.

“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High”
“Oh, so you must like drama”

by TEEGUY July 21, 2024

Cardinal Gibbons High School

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.

“So your hookup count is 45?”
“Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School”

by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024

high-bub

A high-bub is a person in charge of making corporate decisions at Zen. They are known by their 2 strongest strengths.

1. Making decisions that alienate / fracture their fanbase.

2. Secretly meeting in deep caverns whilst playing D&D and cosplaying as their favorite Star Wars characters. (unconfirmed... citation needed)

high-bub 1: "Hey we still have a community after wiping all of their high-scores and changing the EULA on them! What are we going to do?"

high-bub 2: "I know, lets make a new version and confuse the heck out of them with table packs!"

high-bub 1: "No that won't work :( How bout we over-pay again for more Star Wars licenses... surly they'll tire of that?"

high-bub 3: "I got it! Lets move everything over to the Epic Mega-Games Store. That will loose a lot of them right away!"

high-bub 1: "Oh, that is perfect :) "

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

Ranger High Tech Academy

The high tech academy which has pretty good teachers, it specializes in being a STEM school and has the most drama. As nicknamed by the North Ridgeville Academic Center "Gay school" We are mostly straight white kids who have a high IQ and are planning on the most wacky futures ever

Person 1: Lets get to class so we can Scamper up a spandacular plan!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!

by anonymous February 27, 2023