What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

National kiss your ex day

National kiss your ex day is the 20th October

Me: It national kiss your ex day
Ex: Not happening

by Ejfiifbfbf October 17, 2020

spill your seed outside of me

To practice the "withdrawal" method during sex with a woman; ie "pull and shoot".

Sally: “I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife, but I ask that you spill your seed outside of me.”

Randall: "But Honey, I don't want to make a mess on our new wallpaper."

by Alley G December 14, 2012

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.

"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair

by GeorgePele August 26, 2008

eating your own dog food

To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."

-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009

A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007