Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

this is me if you even care

this is me btw if you even care

a meme on tiktok that i cannot stop saying.

person 1: “hey look at that dog over there”
person 2 “thats me if you even care

person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*

by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023

glaze me

A phrase used to let people know they are meatriding you or are on your dick

Jayden: "Yo you got that drip on you who you feelin like?"
Fanum: "Yo glaze me glaze me"

by anonymous February 10, 2024

Pick me boy

A boy who is annoying and seeks attention they act like they hate themselves for attention and are the worst person on earth. Most of them have curly hair. The mostly seek attention from the gender they like.

Pick me boy: omg im so ugly and annoying you probably don’t even want to talk to me.

Person: no you’re not stop acting like that.

Pick me boy: I should just disappear, nobody would care anyways.

Person: can you please shut up?

by Goodybag September 9, 2023

Beamin on me

When someone tries to steal your thunder

Man, why you beamin on me?

Leave her alone. You always beamin on her.

by YoualreadyknowT21 October 9, 2018

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024