Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

Diet cock

When a woman intentionally sleep with a man, with a small penis, As a vaginal rest exercise.

Tracy sleeps around so much she needed some diet cock

by Bob_the -builder January 21, 2026

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

Crying Cock

A temporary, harmless aching or pain in the testicles caused by prolonged sexual arousal with out ejaculation

“I have a Crying Cock right now, at least send a titty pic.”

by Wordmasterbater February 16, 2026

Cock Block Lock

When you forcefully put a chastidy beld on someone and you throws away the key.

My homeboy was acting weird so I had to Cock Block Lock him real quick to humble him and bring him back to earth, after I was chadfisting him on some nonchalant type shit, On Diddy's Good Name.

by Chestermaxerthe67th February 24, 2026