I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

Hey yo ma can i get yo number?

When a horny man asks a random girl (ma) if he can get her number.

Hey yo ma can i get yo number? Girl (ma) slaps guy in the face

by Urbanwordcreator March 25, 2016

I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.

Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021

that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

by zanethecamel April 13, 2011

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far

I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks

by Jellybelly42000 October 2, 2020

wow i been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

Wow I been asking for the same thing deliver deliver

by Wow I been asking for the same October 27, 2017