Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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William Love

Dave-William Love is coming

Jim-Oh shit isn’t he the ginger snake
by Bababbababbabab82882828 November 08, 2020
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All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
by Baja I January 12, 2022
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love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.
Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!
by a whole lotta gross December 17, 2017
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I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.
Daddy I love you mostesterest!
by Yuliette August 27, 2021
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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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Gang$ter loving >3

Love from a gent that is always going to put you first,never on the side,never in the back,never in the middle,always first.$omeone that would go an extra mile just to put a $mile on your face.$omeone who is gonna hold you down forever.
"I need me some Gang$ter loving >3 from a gent like Olebogeng Mochine"
by THE BOY GEEEZY January 23, 2021
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