Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Cock bonker

An annoying person.

That little cock bonker still owes me $10.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

COCK LUST

A sexual activity that involves becoming overwhelmed with lust upon seeing a beautiful penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

It's something about seeing a huge beautiful cock that is enticing and will ignite a Cock Lust in a male or female to worship and serve the cock.

by Curious explorer August 3, 2025

Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.

the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America

by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025

cock wimble

A cock Wimble means that the person you call a cock wimble is rather annoying and always try's to show off there possessions or trying to make themselves look flash when there not

Sarah:" just shut up you cock wimble"

John: "sorry Sarah I'll stop being a cock wimble

by Ffvnyff December 31, 2016

What The Cock

To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"

"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"

by Spungequan October 26, 2019

cock sucking motherfucker

my brother

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker

by dickinyourbooty October 1, 2021