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Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

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hitting the gay juul for 10 seconds until the gay light turns off

do you see that fag Ryan blacking out a gay juul?

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when you spell it wrong

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Gay

Happy, Joyful, Jolly;
Used to describe someone who is happy. A word with no other completely unrelated meaning whatsoever.

Son: Ma, I'm so gay today!
Son's Mother: Excuse me?? I taught you not to be a sinner! You're a fucking disappointment, wait 'til your father hears about this!
Son: But I'm just happy?
Son's Mother: ...

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

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