You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

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Mac and Me

Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.

"Mac and Me is better than Morbius." - Everyone

by MothIntoFlurm May 2, 2022

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pick me girl

a girl or boy who acts like a big softie and sweetheart until you meet there real personality (mean)

me: DUDE MCKENZIE IS SUCH A PICK ME GIRL
syrenity: IKR SHE JUST TURNED HER BACK ON SAGA EMMA AND CLAIRE
me: she’s the biggest pick me girl I know
syrenity: same here girl

by hilary :))) January 29, 2022

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