kermet ball sniffer

someone who sniffs someones balls while looking at a pic of kermet the frog

my girlfriends a kermet ball sniffer

by ice nort paint August 23, 2023

Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

Goofy Ball

Referring to the quotes on quotes “Goofy Ball”, a type of rapscallion that is always doubted when sick

Example: “Goofy Ball, why are you always sick”

by PandaBoxer000_[ November 30, 2022

Balls

Balls have a lot of definitions 😁

Balls like for sports, soccer, basketball

Balls that are toys…😁 like bouncy balls or ballpit balls
Balls that all males possess 😁

Damn he has nice balls 🏀

Yesterday at night he showed me his…anyway you can finish that 😁

by ArminAlertmypookieee March 24, 2024

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025