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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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