your mom

a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad

hey man what did you do lastnight?

Your mom.

a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.

well my moms dead so that's necrophilia

by umeria March 1, 2022

your mom

This term is commonly used by Gen Z to refer as dominating to the person they say this to. This is a joke and should not be taken seriously at all. Commonly phrased as "ur mom".

Person A: "What are you doin'?"
Person B: "Your mom."

by sdadfasfd February 10, 2023

Your mom

An ugly animal that is used to scare people on Christmas

AAAH JEFF IT IS YOUR MOM

by Kile December 21, 2020

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021