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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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new egg

New Egg is a website where you can buy all types of technology. From Vacumes to drones. Also a wide variety of computer parts.
"Hey, where did you get that graphics card from?"
"I got it from New Egg"
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Egg munch

A person of whom eats eggs, Or the act of eating eggs
My eldest brother munched apon an egg this morning there fore being an 'Egg Munch'
by fibbertyjibbert July 5, 2011
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The no eggs of 1922

in 1922 all eggs dissapeared ):
John: have you heard of the no eggs of 1922?
Geraldo: the fuck is that
John: there were no eggs in 1922
Geraldo: I don't think that's true
John: look it up on google
*John pulls a computer out of his back pocket*
Geralo: how did you do that?
John: magic
*John flies away never to be seen again*
by mr bippitywippity March 11, 2023
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Parakeet egg

An egg that a parakeet lays duh
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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Egg Support

When you ask a mortar man for supporting fire and he uses eggs as ammunition.
No. 'EGG SUPPORT' INBOUND
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Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.
My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.
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