What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

by Aguymostproferably June 5, 2009

burn what you brung

Like bring your own booze but when you have to bring your own food to a barbeque.

Jimmy: Hey you coming to Chris' bbq later?
Dave: Yeahmate I got some steak its burn what you brung

by Harvey Carpenter May 17, 2008

What the Buck

What the Buck is a very popular comedy celebrity news program on Youtube presented by Michael Buckley.
What the Buck has over 59,000 subscribers, several million viewers each month and is the top rated show on all of YouTube.
He uses the catchphrase "I had to have it!" often in his shows which has become very popular among viewers and is a piss take of a Sarah Jessica Parker perfume advert.
If you want to know more I recommend you watch some of the videos on youtube.

"I had to have it!!"

A popular catchprase off the show, what the Buck

by JazzFizzle November 12, 2007

What else is new?

What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.

Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"

Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."

Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.

by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010

what's crackalackin

what's shakin';what's happening

A pimp,what's crackalackin

by pharoahpimp April 4, 2004

What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

what the fuck, over

A variation of the phrase "what the fuck" which is used to show shock or anger. This variation is mainly used among military groups because it gives the recipient of the remark the effect that he has been reached over a two way radio.

We have a three mile run this afternoon? What the fuck, over.

by Towlie May 16, 2003