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weed fat

Weight gained following multiple munchie sessions from when you're high; the marijuana equivalent of a beer gut
He looks so much better now that he's lost his weed fat!
by Fcundiff December 21, 2015
mugGet the weed fatmug.

weed crumb

A particle in your belly button that one discovers to be a particle of marijuana.
What is that in my belly button? Oh! It is a weed crumb.
by Seth hard4men April 22, 2016
mugGet the weed crumbmug.

Weed Ass

A Pot Head who's shits began to smell nothing but weed
"Bro, Dace the smokers shit smells just like weed now"
"Yea mans she's got weed ass"
by Myles Madrigal March 24, 2020
mugGet the Weed Assmug.

Big weed

a really large amount of weed
MAN I GOT BIG WEED AT HOME. IM NOT LOOKING FOR NO DIMES OR DUBS
by STUNNA MCNAB August 17, 2011
mugGet the Big weedmug.

ounce of weed

A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:

>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back

Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.
So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.
by BmilTheLemen December 31, 2011
mugGet the ounce of weedmug.

classic weed

The same kind of pot the 1960's hippie generation smoked. It was not as strong as a lot of the pot smoked now.
No thanks man I only smoke classic weed.
by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010
mugGet the classic weedmug.

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