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Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?
by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022
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When you grabbed your penis and start beating it
Your a wanker
by Fidget Spinners Are Fay October 14, 2017
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Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
by doodie hole July 15, 2018
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To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living
why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans
by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015
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When someone is playing the same game 24/7, thus wanking it dry
i can't believe he defeated me that easily, what a wanker, he's probably tied to his chair!
by tishafeed November 16, 2019
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Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025
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Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK
Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"
by Shing9778 June 11, 2024
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