Poop waffle 

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

Poop waffle by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

urinal waffle 

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

urinal waffle by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Belgian Waffle 

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

Belgian Waffle by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

Trough waffle 

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"

Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!

Trough waffle by Crsworks December 27, 2020

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

twat waffle by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Blue Waffle 

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

Blue Waffle by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022

Loughborough waffle stomp 

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

Loughborough waffle stomp by Willybong July 5, 2022