When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.
A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...
....Neeeeiiighhhh!
....Neeeeiiighhhh!
by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012
Get the Fucking the Unicorn mug.by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
Get the unicorn mug.Related Words
Heterosxual act where the female has her mouth placed upon the man's anus. Thus placing his testcles before her eyes with the base of his penis at her forhead. Of course this may also work between two men.
by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008
Get the unicorn with sunglasses mug.A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)
Person: hey what's the coolest animal.
There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?
The unicorn of course :Person 2
There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?
The unicorn of course :Person 2
by the unicorn of banterbry March 29, 2015
Get the Unicorn mug.A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.
Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
by Pan daz 4 life October 13, 2017
Get the Unicorn mug.two lovers are deeply in love and get to the stage of wanting yo have a 69 then they want to do doggy style but theyre scared their partner doesn't feel the same so they are afraid it will lead to rape, the woman wants anal and wants to suck her partner off but the man just wants to get his dick in her no matter what and eventually they have their night together in bed they wake up with bodily liquid everywhere, then they wake up to realised they fucked so hard the mans dick got stuvk inside of her, but they get it out and the woman pops out twins out of her fanny!!!! he ends it by saying ill rupture your insides anyday baby cakes xoxoxoxo they gives her love bites and they have sex all day in front of their new born twins so they witness baby porn!!!!!!1
YEAH GUYS, you'll never guess what... we finally did it, we did unicorn rupture sex, it was amazing ill do it anytime he can get back in my bed!!!!!!!
by sugardaddyyyyy October 26, 2017
Get the unicorn rupture sex mug.by Lanky Tone January 18, 2018
Get the Unicorn mug.