A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
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