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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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toss a frog

Performing vigorous cunnilingus or analingus on a French woman (or man if it's analingus)
Bob: Hey man how'd it go with that French lady you met last night?
Joe: Let's just say I toss a frog.
Bob: whaaaaaat???
Joe: Yeah I tossed that frog all night man. She was squealing.
by clockwerkdota2 November 23, 2015
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Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management
120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
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Super-toss

A person, thing(s), event or practice that is acknowledged as having a higher level of toss than if it were to be categorised as a Fucking-toss, and a substantially higher level of toss than a Toss.

People, things and events categorised as Super-toss have been known to induce swearing, ranting, screaming, vomiting, and violent, destructive behaviour as all attempts to understand their existence, use and purpose have resulted in a depressingly inconclusive result.
by Quintano Valentino October 23, 2006
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toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.
by dkjmt October 6, 2009
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Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.
Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.
by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023
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