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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Toss and Turnt

I got so drunk for my birthday, couldn't go to sleep. I was toss and turnt
by ItsJos August 16, 2017
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Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
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Tosse Russa

Tosse Russa
Tosse Russa
Uma tosse que é russa ou se parece com ela. Tripaloski
by Lucao link 456 March 21, 2021
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Tossing Cunt

when your friend is being a tosser and a bitch at the same time
Hey Punu do you know Josh?
Yeah, he's such a tossing cunt
I know right!
by Out4Milk April 2, 2021
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tossing up some queens

To instigate a fight or brawl with a large glitter (group term) of gay men, not necessarily in a "hate crime" sort of way.
"How did you get that black eye?"

"Oh, me and Liam were tossing up some queens last night. Things got a bit heated"
by Whiskey&Coke January 1, 2014
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