by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016
Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.
by sarahmourz October 22, 2020
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
by Fleetsailor May 16, 2013
by SamBissell July 13, 2023
A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
by RealNiggaLogic March 15, 2022
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
by Tom Falls May 24, 2012
Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.
Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe
Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017