The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:
Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.
Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.
Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.
Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.
by Old Grad April 24, 2009
Get the Trou Just War Theorymug. Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
by v1cious October 6, 2004
Get the Greater internet Fuckwad Theorymug. Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
Get the Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativitymug. The life source of Silent Hill fanboys everywhere. They have people fighting about the true ending and stuff like that.
Fanboy 1: Dude i just finished Silent Hill 2 last night!!
Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!
Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!
Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.
Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!
Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!
Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!
Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.
Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!
by notdeadyet01 November 7, 2011
Get the Silent Hill 2 theoriesmug. A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
by ryanabrk March 5, 2015
Get the Prime Number Age Theorymug. The theory that every video on YouTube has at least one ongoing argument in the comments section. These arguments often have nothing to do with the video itself, and tend to involve uncited sources and inexorably strong language. The theory is named after YouTube's creators: Steven Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.
Thanks to the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory, you can easily experience the downfall of human society firsthand.
by ILikeTheHamburgers March 13, 2013
Get the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theorymug. In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011
Get the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theorymug.