Fairfield university

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘

Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

by Fairfield stag ❤️ November 6, 2020

Trump University

when you take a shit in ur hand in a public restroom and smear your shit in the walls.
leaving it a mess like the elementary school TRUMP supporters graduated from.

I just left a Trump University in the restroom, I can't wait to see the poor bastards face when he sees the mess I created in the stall

by don cheadle nose July 4, 2023

Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022

drivetime university

The time people use during their commute to learn or work on personal development. Usually by listening to audio books or podcasts.

I've been attending Drivetime University to learn Spanish.

by OisE Life February 8, 2018

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).

The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.

by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019

doane university

The location that one gets doaned. Formerly known as Doane college.

let’s go to Doane University and get doaned.

by Doane1872 December 9, 2017

Captain Universe

A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"

This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.

Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!

by Monty S-B November 26, 2010