Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 24, 2005
Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
by jOnTOURAGE June 19, 2009
by Adriana G. April 21, 2006
by Honeybunch August 24, 2006
A theoretical composition of chromosomes reserved for the next level of evolution of our genetic consciousness, and is meant to be on a more spiritual level. This is said to result in power and ability that far surpasses all mankind as we know it, and is a step towards 'perfection'. Our (99.9% of mankind) current genetic makeup contains 44 and 2 chromosomes.
Jesus Christ is said to have had a forty-six & two chromosome composition, hence the term "Christ Consciousness" which is believed to be the result of forty-six & two chromosomes. Of course, the idea of him having such a number of chromosomes and that being the source of his abilities is all theoretical.
by Kamui February 01, 2006
To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
(also known as "throwing a 52")
The background of this expression is unknown.
That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
by Greg J. July 20, 2004