a lifestyle where you wears nothing but flannel shirts and tight jeans. also includes taking too long to style your hair, talking about making a rap mixtape but never going through with it, and watching teen drama television shows that are clearly made for teenage girls
Girl 1: I really wanna get with that guy.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He is so hot. He lives the kyle lifestyle.
Girl 2: Oh now I understand. Let's both get with him.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He is so hot. He lives the kyle lifestyle.
Girl 2: Oh now I understand. Let's both get with him.
by Banksey November 23, 2009
Get the kyle lifestylemug. the dirty kyle is when you borrow the girl's car you were fucking to pick up your girlfriend. it can also be known as breaking it off with the girl you are fucking because your girlfriend is coming to visit.
Man, my wife was coming to the airport, i had to pull and dirty kyle and get julie's car.
damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
by chulevonawesome November 25, 2009
Get the dirty kylemug. A Kyle jones is when a male prostitute puts his cock in your ear hole and shouts common Canadian sayings
by Homie Jay March 27, 2016
Get the kyle jonesmug. The hottest girl ever that likes food and is very athletic and smart but very funny and fun to hang out. Kylee Nicole is a name given to someone beautiful and amazing!
by Food is babe April 21, 2016
Get the Kylee Nicolemug. "I felt really bad for the Kyle Mohr in that mad scientist's experiment, it must really suck to be connected to someone's abdomen and have someone connected to yours at the same time"
by Mudkips Galore October 5, 2011
Get the Kyle Mohrmug. 
