hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
by 'dork October 10, 2006
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hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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Hairy Gravedigger

A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.
Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger
by MunterWhitmoyer April 1, 2024
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hairy hole

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole
by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023
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Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021
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Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.
by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025
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I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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