A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
by 'dork October 10, 2006

Basically a nipple.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017

by MunterWhitmoyer April 1, 2024

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.
Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
