flaming nacho

a boner; a good way to say you have on ehwne there are girls around

Ron: "George check out my flaming nacho"

Sally: "mmm, I love nachos"

George: I bet you do Sally, I bet you do"

by Massoth January 14, 2008

flaming hot cheeto

The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.

Stefan gave a flaming hot cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.

The guy wanted his girlfriend to give him a flaming hot cheeto but she refused so he hit her.

by HelloKitty4042 October 20, 2010

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

flaming bird hole

When one inserts a road flare into their anus and runs around flapping ones arms like a bird

Did you see the burns on Mike from that flaming bird hole .

by surfer503 May 28, 2014

The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...

Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting

by Illuminati God October 6, 2016

flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.

Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011