facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009

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In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011

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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

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Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

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