Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan

Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude

by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021

Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.

Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!

by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010

Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025

Evan

Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.

What up Big Ev!
Do the Evan! (proceeds to not dougie)

by BigAus December 12, 2025

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020