Side Dick

A guy you're seeing on the side. A side chick but for girls.

Marcus is my manz but Bob is my side dick.

by VanessaStaceyandMartha December 25, 2016

Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.

1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.

by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.

Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker

by Tom Falls November 3, 2012

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

Dick Nob

When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.

Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!

by cy&ha August 22, 2010

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011