The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.
Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.
Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.
by armwrestler September 23, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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