well-rounded

A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.

My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

D Well

A racial term that makes fun of black people, Origin: A black man and a white man were at a well and the black man was throwing pennies in the well then the white man kicked him down the well and said “Down D Well” because his name was Derrick he replaced “The” with “D”

Look at the african american, i think he needs to go “Down D Well”

by Dat teacher December 3, 2021

Welled

Getting absolutely hammered or screwed

I am so welled right now, I cant even stand up.

by Bozed October 19, 2023

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Wellness Bitch

A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.

Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.

by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024

well bucket

The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.

I gave Brain's mom a well bucket

by OJ April 28, 2003