Pillow fight

When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.
Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.
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dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.
“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 09, 2022
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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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2nd use for a pillow

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Opposite of ROFL- SOPC
The moment she went, I was about to SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying
by dontclickme May 10, 2012
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pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.
My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.
by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 11, 2024
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Pillow case

A way for a guy to ask for a tit pic.
by Plobbre December 05, 2019
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