When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
by FunkyValleyMom December 27, 2018
Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.
by Adrenaline_x March 02, 2021
by Wobbe January 20, 2009
Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008
u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
by Angelinja poo November 01, 2019
Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G January 31, 2016
by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017