Dylan Mendetta

Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail

See Dylan Mendetta right there? He keeps feminine products in his bag

by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022

dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower

Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton

by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022

Adriana + Dylan

Adriana and Dylan are what you’d call the best duo, people who are an Adriana would be known as the “loud, Mean, Caring, Tall, Stupid” friend/partner and people known as a Dylan are the “Dumb, Kind, Short, Helpful, quiet” type, tho they may be total opposites physically and personality wise, they are the best pair !

Yeah, you may love them but you’ll never be an Adriana and Dylan.

I want a relationship like Adriana and Dylan.
Adriana + Dylan definition - the best of friends .

by Personblablablaperson008 November 4, 2022

Dylan Booty

all shiny and square his forehead is he.
The next Prom King

Dylan Booty is getting his booty ready for prom.
He's also shining his forehead!

by Ikonik_delta341 April 22, 2022

Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with

* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

by Did Someone Say K May 3, 2022

Maen Dylan

A nice looking rock located in Caernarfon Wales. translates literally to "Dylan's Rock"

Damn, look at that Maen Dylan.

by Marjolein Dirkksen May 10, 2022