Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021

Teacher Ass

*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.

That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.

by Chief Qweif February 18, 2021

Teacher

People who hate wikipedia for no reason.

Teacher: no wikipedia

Student: why
Teache: i hate it

by Yo People mine now February 24, 2021

Teacher Finesse Day

occurs every February 24th. lie to all your teachers about assignments or work.

side note: always may work on your parents!

Alex: “Yo! We can lie to all our teachers today!”
Mark: “Why?”
Alex: “ITS Teacher Finesse Day!”

by Kittens Are So Adorable February 24, 2021

Teacher

Someone who teaches.

I've never been a teacher, so you've never taken any classes of mine.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Teacher

People that are paid a lot of money for something they enjoy to do- ruining kid's lives by giving them panic attacks from the violent techniques they use to kill their prey- homework.

The Science teacher gave us homework with no notice over the weekend and expected it to be done by Monday.

by NASA_AXOLOTL March 7, 2021

Teacher Standard

When your or someone else's teacher never responds to anyone when you'd need them to.

I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.

by 1080 March 9, 2021