r*tard

Shortened form of retard, often used in online computer games.

n00b: What are you playing?

Gamer: It's an MMORPG, r*tard

by 1v<3 August 17, 2007

tard brain

Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.

The tard brain went to the store to buy a new hockey helmet.

by ktrane June 11, 2007

e-tard

A dumb person one would meet on the internet.

"AOLers are total e-tards."

by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

hoe-tard

Jon is a hoe-tard

Cammel

by jamin October 20, 2003

tard strengh

the words given to the superior stengh retarded individuals seem to have as there part of the brain that doesnt allow them to use all there strengh is not present

dont take the piss out that downsyndrome hes got tard strengh he will fucking kill you

by doctor brustinstine April 5, 2006

Brit-tarded

When a show or film clip is created by a British person and is therefore retarded.

"Hey, have you seen Ol' Gregg?"
"Yeah, bro. That was Brit-tarded."

"Man, the British version of The Office is so Brit-tarded."

by Corbob May 10, 2011

Tea Tard

When go to get a glass of sweet tea and want to know what retard put the container back in the fridge with only 1/16 of an inch left!

"I'm gonna throat punch the Tea Tard that didn't make any more tea!"

by PenOfFire October 15, 2011