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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 October 1, 2008
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look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.
random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!
by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015
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Watch out for the snakes

To keep an eye out for people who you think you can trust, but will end up stabbing you in the back.
Chris "I thought Rey was a bro but him and his girl haven't been talking to me. So I asked her what was wrong and she said that he sees me as a threat and he told her to stop talking to me. Even though when they were going to break up I vouched for him and told her not to because I thought he was a good guy."
Ed: "Gotta watch out for the snakes bro!"
by Sir.Darkfox January 7, 2016
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molesting a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
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snaked

Commonly used in glasgow banter when describing the act of making love to someone. Very crude term to use, so would be used as an alternative to such words as Rattled, Banged, "Pumped Rotten" etc... Would not be used towards someone you respected in any case.
Glasgow Slang - "Aww Man, ye shouda seen the wee durty a got aff wae it eh dancin last nite. wiz gaggin fur it, but she wiz on the rag... tell yeh wit tho, next time ah see her, she's well gettin SNAKED"

Translated - "I Say, Samuel. You really should have seen the lovely fair lady i embraced in a kiss with only but an evening ago. She wished to retire to my humble abode to make passionate love, but unfortunately her monthly period was in full flow. However, count it as most certain; next time we meet she will, without a doubt, be getting SNAKED"

"So where are you staying once we arrive in Florida? Ever been SNAKED on a plane?"
by Mr Rendell November 14, 2006
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Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"
Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?
by James Ray November 30, 2006
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snake

"my snake bit her cat" would mean i had sex with her
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