by JameSLICE March 24, 2008
that type of mom friend that knows things. she's been, seen, and done a lotta stuff an average mom wouldn't do. she's wise that way and tries to guide her young and dumb from the rock bottom horrors of the teenage years by encouraging the occasional recreational dick, drink, and drug. she's your ride or die, literally, and her rationality will bring you back to sanity. she also thic and got a big heart, love your sugar momma cause you'll probably only get one.
She may also be into slightly older men but that's besides the point
She may also be into slightly older men but that's besides the point
Ex 1:
Don: hey guys, i never sucked dick before, do you have any advice?
Samneric: we don't but you can always ask sugar momma, she knows the tricks
Don: true, thanks
Ex2:
Don: Hey, how do I get this annoying ass bitch off back?
Sugar Momma: Tell them, "idi u tri picke materine"
Don: swell, thanks!
Don: hey guys, i never sucked dick before, do you have any advice?
Samneric: we don't but you can always ask sugar momma, she knows the tricks
Don: true, thanks
Ex2:
Don: Hey, how do I get this annoying ass bitch off back?
Sugar Momma: Tell them, "idi u tri picke materine"
Don: swell, thanks!
by uncledonnie May 10, 2018
pussy juice or dick juice (we don’t discriminate here) that harry cant live without and that apparently tastes like strawberries
by larryslovechildd October 29, 2020
A sugar coated term for prostitution. The only relationship looks sweet, but its realities are quite disturbing.
by arieljopp October 13, 2014
The euphoria experienced after consuming large amounts of sugar or caffeine. The effects of sugar high are commonly exaggerated by people who compare it to the effects of pot, alcohol, and other drugs. These people are usually idiots. While sugar high exists, its effects are, in fact, really tame, and may include dizzyness, a bit of insomnia and nausea. It lastes for a couple minutes, or wears off after you take a shit/throw up.
by castooor November 08, 2009
A girl that is able to get boyfriends only because of her father's money... Somewhat ok looking though because we all know men don't want a ugly, fat female
"Dude, why on earth would you want to date bethany?" Jim said to Joe.
"Because man, she is a total sugar mama." Joe replied.
"Because man, she is a total sugar mama." Joe replied.
by Edgar Allen Pimp August 08, 2009
A woman who pays a man to spend time, do things for her, and or have sex in exchange for money. even if the man is married the sugar mama doesn't care. The man is so wrapped up in doing things for his sugar mama and the money she pays him he doesn't care if it destroys his relationship as he is being paid to do things he already does with his hotter wife and doesn't have to listen to the bitching. So he continues to do these things despite ripping his family apart and having sex with this gorilla looking being because he is making money off of it. When caught the man usually uses the excuse that the other woman needs help or has no one to justify what he is doing is ok.
She isn't my sugar mama I just take her to do things and she constantly pays me back in gifts and money to show her appreciation.
by Thegray123 December 29, 2017