Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.

Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

The Smeagol Shuffle

When a girl is masturbating while squatting.

Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!

by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023

Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.

"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."

by jb0590 February 23, 2011

shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 7, 2021

Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

C-Town Shuffle

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.

Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"

by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011

Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.

by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023