Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

waifu shirt

a shirt with a waifu on it

person 1: "wow, did you see nik with his shitty waifu shirt? pussy"
person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking weeaboo

by dyespresso August 29, 2018

ohio sigma rizz t shirt

the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe. makes you a brainrotted nerd.

elaine- bro my mom gave me a ohio sigma rizz t shirt..
nate- bud.. that’s the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe.
nora- it makes you a brainrotted nerd, too, if you wear it.
elaine- don’t worry guys, never using that..

by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

T-shirt

Souvenirs from concerts

-Zuz, those are not souvenirs

-SHUT UP THOSE ARE T-SHIRT AND T-SHIRTS ARE SOUVENIRS FROM CONCERTS!!!

by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017

I like your shirt

Way of saying I love you well also being subtle

Crush: OK I gotta head out
You: all right, by the way, I like your shirt.

by Coplobber April 2, 2024

The Blue Shirt of Bliss

The unusually deep aqua-blue shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; Alike it's cousin, The Purple Shirt of Sex, it is renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac. It received it's "bliss" name because of the visual bliss it becomes when worn by a blue-eyed Sherlock, making them a special, highlighted kind of blue.

It's first appearance is in "The Six Thatchers", the eleventh episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.

Benedict Cumberbatch's muscles show more in the Blue Shirt of Bliss, being he'd just finished filming Doctor Strange.

by Mrs.Rebecca Holmes Cumberbatch January 6, 2017